GINGERBREAD HOUSE MASSACRE

Holiday season has begun.

Which means pretending to like relatives you barely tolerate, surviving parking lots full of drivers who forgot physics, and listening to Mariah Carey against your will.

Think gingerbread decorating…

but then imagine the moment you finally snap at your job, your kids, your in-laws, or the people driving like they’re auditioning for Grand Theft Auto: Holiday Edition.

You’ll start with frosting, gumdrops, and holiday cheer — the Pinterest gingerbread fantasy.

A cute roof, a peppermint walkway, and the illusion that you might actually be holding it together this year.

And then?
Then you get to destroy it like it’s your unresolved family drama, your boss’s 37th email, or the guy who cut you off in traffic because his blinker is apparently “for decorative purposes only.”

No deep healing.
No processing.
Just sugar-fueled chaos, laughter, and a safe space to release holiday-induced rage in the most festive way imaginable.

Gingerbread houses will be provided.

Because if we asked you to bring your own, half of you would show up with a Costco-sized candy arsenal and emotional weapons we’re not legally prepared for.

Friday, December 19th at 7:30 pm!
Prizes will be given!!

Tickets can be purchased in store, or on our website www.thedeserthippieandco.com

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